Take my money, over-use it.
Take my heart and just abuse it
I never once became your candy boy

She says I am made of plastic
A superhero with bendable joints
For only $5.99 retail I can be your toy

Cuz I come cheap
Really cheap
At least that's what they say as I stroll by

Just come along, Plus and Minus, I'm feelin' a little spaced out here
Your breath is just like freedom in his ear
So don't be bashful dear, we'll just subtract all day
Because my wallet is full of cash
... or maybe it's not

Cuz I come cheap
Really cheap
At least that's what they say as I stroll by

She says I am made of plastic
A superhero with bendable joints
For only $5.99 retail I can be your toy

Just come along, Plus and Minus, I'm feelin' a little spaced out here
Your breath is just like freedom in his ear
So don't be bashful dear, we'll just subtract all day
Because my wallet is full of cash
... or maybe it's not

Cuz I come cheap
Really cheap
At least that's what they say as I stroll by

I'm not cheap
At least that's what they say as I stroll by